Suprise the one you love with a unique and useful gift like the multi-tool pen (great tool for any gig-bag)... or give 'em something to keep their mind occupied between gigs like the X-zylo!
Rock It!
Fulfil your rock fantasies (sort of) with the hilariously addictive Rock It As you successfully twist, strum and slide this guitar-esque plaything the relentless beat gets faster and faster. |  |
13-in-1 Multi Tool Pen
"Gadget lovers rejoice! A stylish, stainless steel ballpoint pen which cunningly contains another 12 handy tools, including a mini saw, tweezers, a hole punch and a set of sharp blades. This pen really is mighter than the sword!" |  |
Acre of the Moon
No one will ever forget you gave them the Moon for Valentine's Day. An acre of the Moon, with full co-ordinates and official land registry certificate - for real! |  |
Smokey Amp (Marlboro)
A clever man somewhere squeezes quality amplifiers into fag packets. As used by the Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters and Limp Bizkit. |  |
X-zyLo
"It weighs less than an ounce but can fly up to 200 yards. Nothing else in the world as light travels so far, or does so looking like the top bit of a wrenched-in-half Coke bottle." |  |
Table Football
The lads from Friends have one. But you can have one in your team's colours. And if your unique, personalised table doesn't get Jennifer Aniston round, we'll have words." |  |
Yard of Ale Glass
Hand made from glass, the Yard of Ale is a must for any wild party. |  |
Nookii
"Yes, yes - adult board games have something of a dodgy reputation. The dodgiest thing about this one, though, is the spelling of the name." |  |
Orgasmatron
The worst case of Dodgy Naming in the history of everything. Get over that, and you’ll be in for an unexpected, relaxing, head-massaging treat. |  |
Oddballs
Grown-up space hoppers for those who haven't quite managed to grow up. Exactly like the ones you had as a nipper, only bigger. |  |
Pearl Lollipop
Phwoar! This delicious little lollipop contains authentic Oriental pearl dust, a renowned aphrodisiac that might just get you going. Even if it doesn't, you're sure to be seduced by its shimmering spherical form and distinctive vanilla flavour. Go on…lick it up! |  |
Roulette Chocolate
It may not result in instant death, but this chocolate gift box is ideal for chocoholics who live on the edge. Eleven chocolate bullets contain delicious praline centres, but one conceals a seriously red hot chilli. Biting the bullet has never been such fun! |  |
Insectilix Lolly
These exceedingly slurpable lollies have genuine edible creepy crawlies embedded within their candy confines. Choose from vodka flavour with a scorpion, tequila flavour with a worm or Peppermint flavour with ants. Yummy! |  |
Twister
Add a couple of bottles of wine, a few nubile young ladies, and all of a sudden Twister becomes the ultimate party game. |  |
Sex Pixels T-Shirt
"Like many things of beauty, this t-shirt's true magnificence is only fully appreciated from afar. If you stand too close it's difficult to tell what the cool mass of circles mean. However for those looking at your chest from slightly further away, a clearer picture emerges! |  |
Reindeer Pate
You’ll be jingling all the way to gastronomic Valhalla once you've sampled the delectable delights of Reindeer Pate! It's incredibly meaty, low in fat and deliciously different. |  |
I Rub My Duckie
Wave goodbye to stiff joints and aching muscles with I Rub My Duckie. He vibrates, he massages, and he floats about in a duck-like fashion. | 
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