Worst Case Scenario Books Knowledge is power, or so they say, and what better way to boost your wisdom than by reading. Life may have taught you a trick or two, but there'll still be situations you still have no idea how to get out of, which is why you need these Worst Case Scenario books, literally rammed to the rafters with an armada of expert advice. |
Hot Bear (lavender oil), (eucalyptus oil) Possibly the most adorable and huggable bear like... er... ever, OK? And probably a better bed companion than most. |
Silver Rolo "What's love got to with it? Quite a lot actually. Well, do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo? Really? Even a silver one in a chic little gift box? You old softie!" |
Naughty Weekend Kit Forget petrol station carnations, cheap cologne and mucky movies. This fabulously romantic gift box contains everything you need for a weekend of unadulterated debauchery. Willing partner not included." |
Ugly Dolls (Icebat) I am not an animal! I am an Uglydoll! And what are Uglydolls, you ask. Well, let's just say they're hip, huggable and highly collectable. Oh yes, they're also spectacularly ugly..." |
Mystic 8 Ball Ask a question of this foretelling spheroid and it will dispense its infinite wisdom in reply. Is it magic, or the orientation in a liquid of one of those many sided dice? Let's ask the Ball.. |
Magnetic Poetry There's nothing exotic. No fences to hurdle, or crossing of bridges. Just make up great poems, either straight or erotic. Then magnetically display them on doors of, say, fridges. |
MissChief's Original Forfeit Cookies Consign boring after dinner mints to the confectionary cemetery with MissChief's Original Forfeit Cookies™. Each deliciously decadent chocolate wafer curl contains an individual forfeit that's guaranteed to raise a titter. |
Voice Pad Improve a card, gift or present - or anything, really - with this stick-on deliverer of messages. Re-recordable snippets of your sound add a personal touch. |
Secret Message Arrow We bring to you a message of love - only you've got to write it yourself on the parchment running through the core of this unusual token of affection. |
Warp Mints Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside. |
Mr & Mrs Smith's Hotel Guidebook Amaze friends and lovers with your knowledge of the most stylish and individual hotels around, via this witty and informative guidebook. It’s the Waldorf Salad of hotel guides!
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