Valentine's Jokes & Humour
Valentines Jokes and romantically related humour.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
